Barry Friedman at Large

Garbage in, garbage … well, we don’t know exactly what happens next.



Random Tulsa reference

(Woody Allen’s interview in Esquire)

“When I opened ‘Take the Money and Run,’ the guys at United Artists accumulated the nation’s criticisms … that’s when I realized that it’s ridiculous. I mean, the guy in Tulsa thinks the picture’s a masterpiece, and the guy in Vermont thinks it’s the dumbest thing he’s ever seen.”

In the 100 worst ideas coming out of Washington, here are No. 386 and No. 871.

In August, Sen. Tom Coburn said President Barack Obama is “perilously close” to being impeached, but then added, “I don’t have the legal background to know if that rises to ‘high crimes and misdemeanors.’”

So, you say the president should be impeached, but then admit you’re not qualified to determine if he has done anything to warrant impeachment? Wow!

The senator then told a group in Muskogee, “I used to have a great fear of constitutional conventions. I have a great fear now of not having one.”

So, your trepidation of living with a document authored by Jefferson, Madison and Paine frightens you more than one Cruz, Gohmert and Bridenstine would create?

Forehead, say hello to open palm.

M.B. Brady Street

P.U.H.lease.

How expensive is a bottle of hooch in Chickasha that this is even remotely worth the effort?

A man in Chickasha was fired from his job at a feed plant after sweeping up spare grain and then taking it out to the woods to make moonshine.

“You see shows on TV and you hear stories,” the man said. “I had my curiosities about it, and I did it.”

Follow your dreams, dude.

Overheard

The friend wrote from Louisville, Ky.:

“Just letting my friends know I am at a Trader Joe’s. Buying Bourbon. On a Sunday. Why do I live in Oklahoma?”

As-salamu alaykum

Last November, a judge put a temporary ban on a bill that made it illegal for judges to consider Shariah law in Oklahoma, because 1) No judge had ever been asked to, and 2) It “violated the guarantee of religious freedom contained in the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment.”

Last month, the same U.S. District Judge, Vicki Miles-LaGrange, put an end to this nonsense, issuing a permanent injunction:

“While the public has an interest in the will of the voters being carried out, the court finds that the public has a more profound and long-term interest in upholding an individual’s constitutional rights” and that Oklahoma “failed to prove a compelling interest for the law.”

That’s legalese for: “Get the hell out of my courtroom.”

Rule 235

If you have a misspelled tattoo, you’re banned from attending political rallies. 

Your joke here

During a prayer service at Oral Roberts University’s Christ Chapel, a bald eagle crashed into a window.

“It was a bit shocking to see, but we’re thankful the eagle is OK,” said spokeswoman Carissa Bratschun, who added, “It had practiced five or six times.”

Maybe he could help write the new constitution.

Congressman Markwayne Mullin is verklempt.

First, in Afton, he commiserated with a woman who’s convinced President Obama is not an American.

“I believe what you’re saying,” said Mullin, before adding, “Honestly, I don’t even give a sh*t. If the rest of the American people thought that was a big enough issue which, I thought it probably would’ve been. Who would’ve thought we would ever actually be questioning if we had a natural-born president being president?”

You mean other than people who have “proof” of the president’s Kenyan birth in a Ziploc sandwich baggie? Nobody.

Next, in Welch, he talked of going shopping:

“So, I’m in Crystal City and I’m buying my groceries … and I’m looking over, and there’s a couple beside me. This guy was built like a brick house. I mean he had muscles all over him. He was in a little tank top and pair of shorts and really nice Nike shoes. And she was standing there, and she was all in shape and she looked like she had just come from a fitness program. And they go up in front of me and they pay with that card. Fraud.”

Forehead, you’ve met open palm, yes?

For those wondering where they should stick their clear bags … just saying.

Asked if the city owed Tulsans refunds for disposing yard waste like regular garbage, Trash Board Chairman Randy Sullivan said nope.

“Well, we have provided the service.”

Huh? Your trash-to-energy mulching facility can’t remove the plastic bags we’ve been told to use, you’re throwing green waste in with the alkaline batteries, diapers and half-eaten Twinkies (and have been doing it since January) ... and you’re copping an attitude?

“I think we’re just in the stage of ‘everybody calm down a little bit.’”

Forehead, have you met … ?


Ups and downs

DOWN … State School Superintendent Janet Barresi for encouraging Tulsans to “prayerfully” consider running for local school boards to give teachers ideas about how to teach standards. What could possibly go wrong there?

DOWN … A one-mile stretch of East 41st Street ranks as the worst four-lane arterial in the city, according to a Tulsa World analysis of City of Tulsa pavement condition data. A 2010 pavement condition study commissioned by the city gave the bone-jarring stretch of asphalt a 14 out of 100 points on a measurement system called the pavement condition index. 

UP … J.B. Mauney for not only riding Bushwhacker, a bull with 42 consecutive buck-offs, at a PBR event at the BOK Center, but also for this pearl of wisdom: “You feel good, you are riding good.” 

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February 2019

Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
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For decades social change activists have said, “If you want peace, work for justice.” But we also know that that working for justice evokes conflict. Working with conflict is...

Cost: Free

Where:
Peace Academy
4620 S Irvington Ave
Tulsa, OK  74135
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Sponsor: Oklahoma Center for Community and Justice
Telephone: 918-583-1361
Contact Name: Sandi Cox
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Clark Youth Theatre announces performances of As You Like It by William Shakespeare on February 1-2 and February 7-9 at 7:30 p.m. and February 3 and February 10 at 2 p.m. at the Henthorne...

Cost: $10-$13

Where:
Clark Youth Theatre - Henthorne PAC
4825 S. Quaker Ave
Tulsa, OK  74105
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Sponsor: Clark Youth Theatre, Incorporated
Telephone: 918-746-5065
Contact Name: Tammy Slack
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Clark Youth Theatre announces performances of As You Like It by William Shakespeare on February 1-2 and February 7-9 at 7:30 p.m. and February 3 and February 10 at 2 p.m. at the Henthorne...

Cost: $10-$13

Where:
Clark Youth Theatre - Henthorne PAC
4825 S. Quaker Ave
Tulsa, OK  74105
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Sponsor: Clark Youth Theatre, Incorporated
Telephone: 918-746-5065
Contact Name: Tammy Slack
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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Cost: $10.00

Where:
The Shrine
112 E 18th St
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Telephone: 539-215-1239
Contact Name: LaShanta Lewis

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Think you can’t do something? Think again! All workshops are from 12 to 12:45 p.m. on Mondays in the Center for Creativity. All supplies provided. No workshop March 18.

Cost: Free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74135
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Sponsor: Tulsa Community College
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Armstrong
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Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
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Magi 4 Christ Campers meet each Monday at 6:00 PM until 7:30 PM. At 4241 S. 37th W. Ave., Tulsa, OK. 74107.  We are a Christian group of camping enthusiasts. We are family friendly. Meeting...

Cost: Donations only

Where:
Hope House
4241 S. 37th W. Ave.
South Door Activity Center
Tulsa, OK  74107
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Sponsor: Magi 4 Christ Campers
Telephone: 918-906-0564
Contact Name: Dorothy Brown

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So You Want to Make a Movie? Learn how to take your movie idea from conception to reality through hands-on guidance. The goal is to create a short digital video to be submitted to a local film...

Cost: $375

Where:
Ahha Tulsa
101 E. Archer St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Center for Poets and Writers at OSU-Tulsa
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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A celebration of the 2018 Tulsa Area United Way campaign and the many individuals and organizations that made it a success.

Cost: Free

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Area United Way
Telephone: 918-295-6601
Contact Name: Bonnie Rucker
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Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
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Theme Imitation Imitation is a form of flattery. Learn how writers mimic themes, voice and tone – with one-on-one mentoring - to create your own unique piece of poetry. Instructor: Clemonce...

Cost: $300

Where:
Center for Poets and Writers at OSU-Tulsa
700 N. Greenwood Ave.
Tulsa, OK  74106
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Sponsor: Center for Poets and Writers at OSU-Tulsa
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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TCC and the National Book Foundation present a panel of award winning authors from across the country who will discuss the importance of reading and writing as a means of exploring...

Cost: Free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74135
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Sponsor: Tulsa Community College
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Armstrong
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Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
Website »

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Enjoy lunch and a behind-the-scenes tour to learn how the Food Bank fights hunger in eastern Oklahoma by distributing the equivalent of 450,000 meals each week. You can help too. Food for...

Cost: No Cost

Where:
Community Food Bank of Eastern Oklahoma
1304 N. Kenosha Ave.
Tulsa, OK  74106
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Sponsor: Community Food Bank of Eastern Oklahoma
Telephone: 918-936-4551
Contact Name: Regan Leake
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This super special Galentine’s Day event will take place at the Mother Road Market, in their awesome classroom. Not only will we be making adorable unicorn ring holders (a foolproof project, with...

Cost: $30

Where:
Mother Road Market
1124 S LEWIS Ave
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: Tiny Things by Bowen
Contact Name: Sarah Bowen
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Every Wednesday Live Event Trivia is at The Willows Family Ales - Show starts at 7 and is free to play! Movie scenes, Finish the Lyric, Classic Trivia, and more! The crew from T-Town Tacos will be...

Cost: Free

Where:
The Willows Family Ales
418 south peoria ave
tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: The Willows Family Ales
Telephone: (918) 895-6798
Contact Name: Julian Morgan
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
Website »

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Couples and singles are invited for a private happy hour with appetizers and drinks under the sea. Fall in love with the ocean by participating on an adult scavenger hunt that tours guests through...

Cost: $20

Where:
Oklahoma Aquarium
300 Aquarium Dr.
Jenks, OK  74037
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Telephone: 918-528-1507
Contact Name: Liz Medrano
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Borrowed Forms Learn to craft content regardless of the format. Turn your mortgage payoff letter into a personal essay about purchasing a home or an orthodontist report transformed into an...

Cost: $225

Where:
Center for Poets and Writers at OSU-Tulsa
700 N. Greenwood Ave.
Tulsa, OK  74106
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Sponsor: Center for Poets and Writers at OSU-Tulsa
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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Do you and your pup have "cabin fever"? Come out to the Botanic Garden during our "Dog Days of Winter" - Fridays and Saturdays during January and February only when four-legged...

Cost: Free for Garden members & their dogs. Admission + $4 per dog for non-members.

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
Contact Name: Lori Hutson

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Two workshops will be provided on February 15th at the Brookside Library from 11:00-12:00 & 12:30-1:30 will be provided free of charge for caregivers who want to learn about special...

Cost: Free

Where:
Brookside Library
1207 E 45th Pl
Tulsa, OK  74105
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Sponsor: Albert Schweitzer Fellowship & Legal Aid Services of Oklahoma
Telephone: 918-925-2138
Contact Name: Sarah Young

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Two workshops will be provided on February 15th at the Brookside Library from 11:00-12:00 & 12:30-1:30 will be provided free of charge for caregivers who want to learn about special education,...

Cost: Free

Where:
Brookside Library
1207 E 45th Pl
Tulsa, OK  74105
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Sponsor: Albert Schweitzer Fellowship & Legal Aid Services of Oklahoma
Telephone: 918-925-2138
Contact Name: Sarah Young

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Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
Website »

More information

Two workshops will be provided on February 15th at the Brookside Library from 11:00-12:00 & 12:30-1:30 will be provided free of charge for caregivers who want to learn about special education,...

Cost: Free

Where:
Brookside Library
1207 E 45th Pl
Tulsa, OK  74105
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Sponsor: Albert Schweitzer Fellowship & Legal Aid Services of Oklahoma
Telephone: 918-925-2138
Contact Name: Sarah Young

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It's baseball time in Tulsa! Come and support the Golden Eagles on their road to the NCAA 2019 championship. All children ages 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all...

Cost: 7-14

Where:
J.L. JOHNSON STADIUM
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74137
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Solo performance. Originally from the OKC area, Adrienne Gilley is a vocalist, guitar player, songwriter. Drawing from co-writers and influential mentors and supporters in the Tulsa music scene,...

Cost: Tipping encouraged

Where:
The Colony
2809 S. Harvard
Tulsa, OK  74114
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Clark Youth Theatre Presents The Penguin Project ® Seussical Kids! Clark Youth Theatre announces the fourth annual production of The Penguin Project®. Students with disabilities will perform...

Cost: $13, adults; $10, students, seniors and military

Where:
Cascia Hall Preparatory School
2520 S. Yorktown Ave.
Tulsa, OK  74114
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Sponsor: Clark Youth Theatre
Telephone: (918) 596-1412
Contact Name: Erin Scarberry
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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Sunday in the Park with George follows painter Georges Seurat in the months leading up to the completion of his most famous painting, "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." Consumed...

Cost: $25.00 for adults, $22.50 for students & seniors with ID

Where:
Tulsa Performing Arts Center
110 E. 2nd St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: American Theatre Company
Telephone: (918) 747-9494
Contact Name: Meghan Hurley
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Do you and your pup have "cabin fever"? Come out to the Botanic Garden during our "Dog Days of Winter" - Fridays and Saturdays during January and February only when four-legged...

Cost: Free for Garden members & their dogs. Admission + $4 per dog for non-members.

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
Contact Name: Lori Hutson

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Pain Management Class Non-medical Treatments for Pain Non-medical treatments may be used to treat chronic pain, along with pain medicines. They might also be used alone for mild pain or...

Cost: Free and Open to the Public

Where:
Glenpool Library
730 E. 141st Street
Glenpool, OK  74033
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Sponsor: Success Skills
Telephone: 405-401-3519
Contact Name: Ron Watkins

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Winter's Grace Publishing, of northeast Oklahoma, is holding its inaugural Dead of Winter Flash Fiction Contest. It opened January 1 and it closes February 28. It's open to all creative writers...

Cost: $15 per story

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Winter's Grace Publishing
Telephone: 918-852-6311
Contact Name: C.D. Smart
Website »

More information

It's baseball time in Tulsa! Come and support the Golden Eagles on their road to the NCAA 2019 championship. All children ages 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all...

Cost: 7-14

Where:
J.L. JOHNSON STADIUM
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74137
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Website »

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America’s LARGEST interactive comedy murder mystery dinner show is now playing at the Hilton Garden Inn Tulsa Broken Arrow! At The Dinner Detective, you’ll tackle a challenging crime while you...

Cost: 59.95

Where:
Hilton Garden Inn Tulsa- Broken Arrow
420 W Albany St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Telephone: 866-496-0535
Contact Name: The Dinner Detective
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$120 per couple and $65 for single ticket; Saturday, February 16, 2019; Venue Mike Fretz Event Center; Advance reservations required!   Slip into your cocktail attire for a night of food, music,...

Cost: $120.00

Where:
Mike Fretz Event Center
11545 E 43rd St
Tulsa, OK  74146
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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (abridged)[revised]” Tickets are on sale now at www.bacptheatre.com or Call our Box Office 918-258-0077...

Cost: $13-$18

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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Beyond music and lyrics, an album bottles personal milestones, moments, and memories for the artist and the audience. When songs connect, those resonances only echo louder as each decade passes....

Cost: $50, $75, $100

Where:
Osage Casino
951 West 36th St N
Tulsa, OK
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Join us again for another evening of fun and laughter with Tulsa's Great Improvisational Comedy Show, “The Spontaniacs!”  Song, dance, and a whole lotta’ silly are...

Cost: $8.00

Where:
pH Community House
306 S Phoenix Ave
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: The Spontaniacs!
Telephone: 918-521-9345
Contact Name: Eric Peterson
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Sunday in the Park with George follows painter Georges Seurat in the months leading up to the completion of his most famous painting, "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." Consumed...

Cost: $25.00 for adults, $22.50 for students & seniors with ID

Where:
Tulsa Performing Arts Center
110 E. 2nd St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: American Theatre Company
Telephone: (918) 747-9494
Contact Name: Meghan Hurley
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