Barry Friedman at Large

Garbage in, garbage … well, we don’t know exactly what happens next.



Random Tulsa reference

(Woody Allen’s interview in Esquire)

“When I opened ‘Take the Money and Run,’ the guys at United Artists accumulated the nation’s criticisms … that’s when I realized that it’s ridiculous. I mean, the guy in Tulsa thinks the picture’s a masterpiece, and the guy in Vermont thinks it’s the dumbest thing he’s ever seen.”

In the 100 worst ideas coming out of Washington, here are No. 386 and No. 871.

In August, Sen. Tom Coburn said President Barack Obama is “perilously close” to being impeached, but then added, “I don’t have the legal background to know if that rises to ‘high crimes and misdemeanors.’”

So, you say the president should be impeached, but then admit you’re not qualified to determine if he has done anything to warrant impeachment? Wow!

The senator then told a group in Muskogee, “I used to have a great fear of constitutional conventions. I have a great fear now of not having one.”

So, your trepidation of living with a document authored by Jefferson, Madison and Paine frightens you more than one Cruz, Gohmert and Bridenstine would create?

Forehead, say hello to open palm.

M.B. Brady Street

P.U.H.lease.

How expensive is a bottle of hooch in Chickasha that this is even remotely worth the effort?

A man in Chickasha was fired from his job at a feed plant after sweeping up spare grain and then taking it out to the woods to make moonshine.

“You see shows on TV and you hear stories,” the man said. “I had my curiosities about it, and I did it.”

Follow your dreams, dude.

Overheard

The friend wrote from Louisville, Ky.:

“Just letting my friends know I am at a Trader Joe’s. Buying Bourbon. On a Sunday. Why do I live in Oklahoma?”

As-salamu alaykum

Last November, a judge put a temporary ban on a bill that made it illegal for judges to consider Shariah law in Oklahoma, because 1) No judge had ever been asked to, and 2) It “violated the guarantee of religious freedom contained in the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment.”

Last month, the same U.S. District Judge, Vicki Miles-LaGrange, put an end to this nonsense, issuing a permanent injunction:

“While the public has an interest in the will of the voters being carried out, the court finds that the public has a more profound and long-term interest in upholding an individual’s constitutional rights” and that Oklahoma “failed to prove a compelling interest for the law.”

That’s legalese for: “Get the hell out of my courtroom.”

Rule 235

If you have a misspelled tattoo, you’re banned from attending political rallies. 

Your joke here

During a prayer service at Oral Roberts University’s Christ Chapel, a bald eagle crashed into a window.

“It was a bit shocking to see, but we’re thankful the eagle is OK,” said spokeswoman Carissa Bratschun, who added, “It had practiced five or six times.”

Maybe he could help write the new constitution.

Congressman Markwayne Mullin is verklempt.

First, in Afton, he commiserated with a woman who’s convinced President Obama is not an American.

“I believe what you’re saying,” said Mullin, before adding, “Honestly, I don’t even give a sh*t. If the rest of the American people thought that was a big enough issue which, I thought it probably would’ve been. Who would’ve thought we would ever actually be questioning if we had a natural-born president being president?”

You mean other than people who have “proof” of the president’s Kenyan birth in a Ziploc sandwich baggie? Nobody.

Next, in Welch, he talked of going shopping:

“So, I’m in Crystal City and I’m buying my groceries … and I’m looking over, and there’s a couple beside me. This guy was built like a brick house. I mean he had muscles all over him. He was in a little tank top and pair of shorts and really nice Nike shoes. And she was standing there, and she was all in shape and she looked like she had just come from a fitness program. And they go up in front of me and they pay with that card. Fraud.”

Forehead, you’ve met open palm, yes?

For those wondering where they should stick their clear bags … just saying.

Asked if the city owed Tulsans refunds for disposing yard waste like regular garbage, Trash Board Chairman Randy Sullivan said nope.

“Well, we have provided the service.”

Huh? Your trash-to-energy mulching facility can’t remove the plastic bags we’ve been told to use, you’re throwing green waste in with the alkaline batteries, diapers and half-eaten Twinkies (and have been doing it since January) ... and you’re copping an attitude?

“I think we’re just in the stage of ‘everybody calm down a little bit.’”

Forehead, have you met … ?


Ups and downs

DOWN … State School Superintendent Janet Barresi for encouraging Tulsans to “prayerfully” consider running for local school boards to give teachers ideas about how to teach standards. What could possibly go wrong there?

DOWN … A one-mile stretch of East 41st Street ranks as the worst four-lane arterial in the city, according to a Tulsa World analysis of City of Tulsa pavement condition data. A 2010 pavement condition study commissioned by the city gave the bone-jarring stretch of asphalt a 14 out of 100 points on a measurement system called the pavement condition index. 

UP … J.B. Mauney for not only riding Bushwhacker, a bull with 42 consecutive buck-offs, at a PBR event at the BOK Center, but also for this pearl of wisdom: “You feel good, you are riding good.” 

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January 2017

Enjoy a story as you walk through the Garden! Every step will be a new page in a book and in your exploration of the garden. The Story Trail will take place on both Saturday, January 14th and...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 & under are free.

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Cost: $18-$103

Where:
BOK Center
200 S Denver Ave
Tulsa
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Where:
The Beehive Lounge
2405 E. Admiral Blvd.
Tulsa, OK
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Cost: $15-$50

Where:
The Venue Shrine
112 E. 18th St.
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 949-1345
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Where:
Soundpony
409 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 582-7669
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Where:
Mercury Lounge
1747 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Cost: $5

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 921-3535
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Where:
East Village Bohemian Pizzeria
818 E 3rd St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 895-6999
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Where:
Hunt Club
224 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 599-9200
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Protecting your children from predators that seek to exploit their vulnerabilities takes action and constant attention. The Demand Project’s Beyond Awareness summit partnering with...

Cost: See website

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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2 Complimentary Showings of FREE Movie WAR ROOM for Tulsa Area Students and Leaders to Further the Dream of Good Community

Cost: FREE

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Where:
Hodges Bend
823 E 3rd St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 398-4470
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
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Tulsa Lead Exchange is a business networking group of professionals. We meet each week on Tuesday at noon to exchange business leads and help each other build our business contacts and sales....

Cost: $40.00

Where:
Marley's
6104 E. 71st St.
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Telephone: 918-794-4000
Contact Name: Wes Phillips

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017 at 7:00 p.m. Oklahoma Center for Humanities Lecture “Beethoven’s World: Society and Culture in a Changing Europe” Panel Discussion featuring Historian...

Cost: Free

Where:
University of Tulsa Tyrell Hall
2930 East 6th Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma 74104-9700
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: Chamber Music Tulsa
Telephone: 918-587-3802
Contact Name: J.J Cody
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Cost: $10

Where:
Reynolds Center
3208 E 8th St
Tulsa, OK
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Where:
Oklahoma Jazz Hall of Fame
5 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 928-5299
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Where:
Hard Rock Hotel and Casino - Riffs
777 W Cherokee Street
Catoosa, OK  74105
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Where:
Gypsy Coffee House
303 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 295-2181
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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You've seen it on TV now come play the Loony version at the Loony Bin Comedy Club.  Couples compete for prizes by answering questions about each other.  Our headliner Jersey will help...

Cost: $8

Where:
The Loony Bin Comedy Club
6808 S. Memorial Dr
Tulsa, OK  74133
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Sponsor: Loony Bin Comedy Club
Telephone: 918-392-5653
Contact Name: Bill
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

More information

another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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BARBER Summer Music, op.31 SPOHR Nonet, op.31 Rossitza Goza, violin Kari Caldwell, cello Marc Facci, double bass Lyndon Meyer, piano In January, bask in the warmth of Samuel Barber's...

Cost: Various Ticket Prices

Where:
FlyLoft
117 North Boston Ave
Suite 201
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Symphony
Telephone: 918-584-3645
Contact Name: Amy Roark
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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
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Take a tour with a Garden staff member to see what’s providing color, texture and form in the Garden. Cure your cabin fever and recharge with nature for unique views that only winter has to...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 and under are free

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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Join DVIS for Rooftop Rendezvous! The event will feature brunch menu items from some of your favorite dining hot spots, along with a mimosa bar provided by Mix Co, Bloody Mary bar provided by Inner...

Cost: 75

Where:
Sky Loft at First Place Tower
15 E. 5th Street
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Sponsor: Benefits Domestic Violence Intervention Services (DVIS)
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Joan Anderson
Website »

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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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In 1917, the Mistletoe Girl Scout Troop in Muskogee, Oklahoma, baked cookies  and sold them in the high school cafeteria as a service project. Making the first known sale of cookies by Girl...

Cost: FREE

Where:
Three Rivers Museum
220 Elgin Street
Muskogee, OK
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Get ready for the 100th Anniversary of the VERY first Girl Scout cookie sold! That's right! The first Girl Scout cookie every sold was in Muskogee, OK and we are going to be hosting a big...

Where:
, OK  74136


Sponsor: Benefits Girl Scouts of Eastern Oklahoma
Telephone: 1-800-707-9914
Contact Name: Susan Kenny
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This year is the 27th year for Toyland Ball! We will take a "Journey to Oz - There's No Place Like Home!" Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
Website »

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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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Trivia Night

Cost: $300 for a Table for 10

Where:
Bishop Kelley High School
3905 S. Hudson Avenue
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Benefits Bishop Kelley High School
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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing,...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
Website »

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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child CenterÕs annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing, with...

Cost: $300 per person

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74114
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Sponsor: Benefits The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-699-0501
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Make Comedy Great Again! Tulsa’s longest-running improvisational comedy program in the state of Oklahoma, Laughing Matter, will be performing Saturday, January 21 at the PH Community...

Cost: $8.00

Where:
PH Community House
306 South Phoenix
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Laughing Matter Improv
Contact Name: Jerry Henderson
Website »

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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
View map »


Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
Website »

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Tulsa's favorite multiple-distance race is back! Last year, the 5K, 10K, and 50K races all sold out - so you'll want to register early and claim your spot at the starting line. Distance...

Cost: $35 - $70

Where:
River West Festival Park
2100 S Jackson Ave
Tulsa, OK  74107
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Sponsor: Fleet Feet Sports Tulsa | Broken Arrow
Telephone: 918-492-3338
Contact Name: Tim Dreiling
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