Barry Friedman at large

If we’re headed to hell, we’re going to need a ride. Anyone have a hand basket?



Location, location, teeth

Our At Large real estate agent wants the former owners of the dental location at East 56th Street and South Peoria Avenue to know the property will probably sell or lease faster without the giant bicuspid out front.

Nah … couldn’t see this coming.

After an Oklahoma City elementary school required 5-year-old Cooper Barton to turn his University of Michigan T-shirt inside out because it violated a code that only allows the wearing of Oklahoma-based team clothing, UM Athletic Director Dave Brandon invited Cooper and his parents to Ann Arbor for a game.

“Maybe,” Brandon said, “the recognition of this will get them to re-think their kind of crazy rule in Oklahoma … and what a bunch of crap this is.”

For his part, Oklahoma City Superintendent Karl Springer said he thought the policy might be outdated.

Ya think?

(Add to this the decision in August by Prague High School to deny Kaitlin Nootbaar, a valedictorian, her diploma after she used “hell” in her commencement speech, and it’s easy to see how August was quite the national public relations bonanza for Oklahoma schools.)

Maybe we can get along

On a Saturday morning in August on the way to get a bagel, there it was: hope. On Lewis Avenue, heading south, the Ford F-150 with the two bumper stickers, side by side, on its rear window: Jesus is Lord and Obama ’12.

“Yeah, well, I remember hot summer days growing up in Inola, so Al Gore can go to hell.”

A recent study by www.soonerpoll.com indicated only 8 percent of Oklahomans believe humans are solely responsible for global warming. 

FYI: in a 525-page study that took three years to complete, 600 scientists concluded humans were “accelerating the process and aggravating the delicate ecosystems” of the melting of the polar ice caps and deforestation of tropical jungles.

As astrophysicist and PBS “NOVA scienceNow” host Neil deGrasse Tyson said, “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” 

And then their firstborns were taken to re-education camps, made to study Arthur Laffer’s economic theories and commit “Atlas Shrugged” to memory.

The Tulsa County Republican Party County Committee voted to censure Republican county commissioners Fred Perry and John Smaligo for “conduct unbecoming” — or something.

Worse, it never invited them to the inquisition.

Their crime? The two had the temerity to send a proposed 0.6 percent sales tax extension to county voters.

Smaligo and Perry didn’t endorse the tax, mind you, they just thought it would be a good idea if voters had a say in the matter, which is how democracy used to work.

And Tulsa County Republicans’ response? Give us Barabbas!

In his response, Smaligo said, “I’m disappointed that they took that action without any notice to myself,” but then added, “That’s the wonderful thing about our party. They are conservative, and they are independent thinkers, and whatever choice they make, they’re going to have my full support.”

Really, you think they’re wonderful and independent (after only three at the meeting supported you) and you plan on giving them your full support? 

What do they have to do, Commissioner? Banish you to a chat pile in Picher?

Overheard

The 6-year-old, sitting in the SUV on a gravel road in Noble County, said to the New Yorker, “You’re not going to like this. There’s a lot of nature out here.”

(Your joke here)

A Tulsa woman was arrested for allegedly biting off a man’s ear. What’s troubling: police say both the man and the woman had minor bites from the family dog.


Ups and downs

UP … Planned Parenthood for now providing an array of medical services, including treatment for diabetes and high cholesterol.

UP … Protestors at East 41st Street and South Yale Avenue who were protesting on a 106-degree July day against drone attacks and a possible strike against Iran. Committed and sweating.

DOWN … Narconon

1. For paying its counselors to enroll patients,
2. For being under investigation from state agencies for alleged criminal and statutory violations concerning the deaths of three patients,
3. For being a wholly owned subsidiary of the Church of Scientology (the Internal Revenue Service said Narconon forms part of the church’s “social betterment program”), and
4. For not revealing that it, in fact, is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Church of Scientology.

UP … Gov. Mary Fallin for urging Creek County residents after August’s wildfires to contact FEMA. “Doing so,” she said, “will help to support the case for additional federal assistance for the many Oklahoma families in need.”

Snarky comments aside about Republicans and FEMA (CNN reported the House GOP voted to cut the agency’s budget by 55 percent in 2012), the governor did the right thing by asking the federal government for help. The idea of a common good, a commonwealth, still makes sense in a country that seemingly needs to be reminded every 12.87 seconds that we are all in this together.

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April 2017

Home of Hope’s Grand Celebration, June 3, will honor Oklahoma’s past and present governors for their significant efforts on behalf of individuals with disabilities.  Honorees...

Cost: $125

Where:
Shangri-La Resort
31000 South Highway 125
Monkey Island, OK  74331
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Sponsor: Home of Hope
Telephone: 191-825-67825
Contact Name: Misty Bingham
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Sungate Pool offers annual private pool memberships for families in the Tulsa community at an affordable rate. Take advantage of our early bird pricing before it ends May 1. Applications available...

Cost: $300/Family of Four

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Sungate Pool
5358 South 70th East Place
Tulsa, OK  74145
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The Champions of Health awards recognize those who make a difference in the health of Oklahomans. Winners in select categories will receive $5,000 for their organization or program, and will be...

Cost: 0.00

Where:
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Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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This is a ORU Baseball Game   https://mabeecenter.com/oru-baseball-2017/

Cost: 14 // 11 // 7 plus 2 s/c

Where:
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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Sunday, April 30, 2017 3:00 p.m. Williams Theatre 2:15 p.m. Pre-concert lecture Granados: Intermezzo from Goyescas Castelnuovo-Tedesco: Romanza con Variazioni from Piano Trio No. 2 Baran:...

Cost: $25

Where:
Tulsa Performing Arts Center - Williams Theatre
110 E 2nd St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Chamber Music Tulsa
Telephone: 918-587-3802
Contact Name: J.J Cody
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The Venue Shrine
112 E. 18th St.
Tulsa, OK
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it's that time again!  First Friday Art Walk @ MAINLINE welcomes Codak Smith and his exhibit, LEFTOVERS. Codak’s work is defined by an acute sense of how to utilize space and...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main st
tulsa, OK  74103
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Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Curated by Anh-Thuy Nguyen and Janet Hasegawa, and in partnership with the Oklahoma Center for the Humanities, the exhibition aims to look at the past, present, and future of tea - and the way this...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E M.B. Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Ellen McGivern

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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents  “The Dixie Swim Club” By Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope & Jamie Wooten   The Broken Arrow Community Playhouse is...

Cost: $10-$15

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S. Main St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: Sherry Hacker
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Mercury Lounge
1747 S Boston Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Pianist Liza Stepanova, violinist Itamar Zorman and cellist Michael Katz perform a program of (mostly) Mediterranean music, featuring pieces by Enrique Granados, Mario Castelnuovo-Tedesco, Ilan...

Cost: $5-$25

Where:
Tulsa Performing Arts Center - John H. Williams Theatre
110 E. 2nd St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Telephone: 918.596.7122
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ONEOK Field
201 N. Elgin Ave
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Where:
Cain's Ballroom
423 North Main Street
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Cost: $5

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 921-3535
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Get a new wave haircut and prepare for the raddest event in the city...it's the 15th Annual 80's PROM! • What to expect: Attendees​ arrive in over the top 80's costumes, some...

Cost: Advance $19 | Day of Show $23

Where:
Cain's Ballroom
423 N. Main St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Okkle Music
Telephone: 918-584-2306
Contact Name: Rob
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Soundpony
409 N Main St
Tulsa
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Sungate Pool offers annual private pool memberships for families in the Tulsa community at an affordable rate. Take advantage of our early bird pricing before it ends May 1. Applications available...

Cost: $300/Family of Four

Where:
Sungate Pool
5358 South 70th East Place
Tulsa, OK  74145
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Sponsor: Sungate Pool
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The Champions of Health awards recognize those who make a difference in the health of Oklahomans. Winners in select categories will receive $5,000 for their organization or program, and will be...

Cost: 0.00

Where:
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Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Yeti
417 N Main St
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Where:
ONEOK Field
201 N. Elgin Ave
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Where:
Cain's Ballroom
423 North Main Street
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Cost: TBA

Where:
Southern Hills Country Club
2636 E. 61st St.
Tulsa, OK
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Sponsor: Benefits Oklahoma State University-Tulsa and Oklahoma State University Center for Health Sciences
Telephone: 918-594-8014
Contact Name: Anhna Vuong
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Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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Tulsa Global Alliance presents Savor! An International Food Tasting Event Tues., May 2 from 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. at the Tulsa Community College's Center for Creativity. Enjoy small dishes from Tulsa's...

Cost: $50

Where:
Tulsa Community College's Center for Creativity
910 S. Boulder Ave.
Tulsa, OK
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Sponsor: Tulsa Global Alliance
Contact Name: Lisa Johannsson
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Tulsa Tycoons, a night of monopoly, 2nd edition will feature amazing food, mobile bidding silent auction, live auction, networking, and stories of JA impact! In addition attendees can engage in a...

Cost: $250 or $125 for under 40

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK
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Sponsor: Benefits Junior Achievement of Oklahoma
Telephone: 918-663-2132
Contact Name: Martha Rongey
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The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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1336 E 6th St
Tulsa, OK
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Yeti
417 N Main St
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303 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
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Cost: 0.00

Where:
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Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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“American Wrestler: The Wizard” comes to movie theaters nationwide for one night only on May 3 at 4:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. local time. Based on true events, the heartwarming coming of...

Cost: $10-$15

Where:
Tulsa, OK

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Curated by Anh-Thuy Nguyen and Janet Hasegawa, and in partnership with the Oklahoma Center for the Humanities, the exhibition aims to look at the past, present, and future of tea - and the way this...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E M.B. Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Ellen McGivern

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The phenomenal Celtic Woman, about to embark on yet another world tour, is this year celebrating 12 years of success, with over 10 million albums and 3 million tickets sold worldwide.

Cost: Tickets start at $46

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Sponsor: Mabee Center
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Multi-platinum international music sensation Celtic Woman presents VOICES OF ANGELS a captivating new show for 2017. VOICES OF ANGELS showcases the angelic voices of Susan McFadden, Mairéad...

Cost: $70

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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You know you've always had a yearning to be on-stage, and what a great place to start. Auditions for our 63 plus year raucous comedy is the 1st Wednesday of every month at 6:30 p.m. Cold...

Cost: Free

Where:
The Historic Spotlight Theater
1381 Riverside Dr.
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Telephone: 918-587-5030
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The Champions of Health awards recognize those who make a difference in the health of Oklahomans. Winners in select categories will receive $5,000 for their organization or program, and will be...

Cost: 0.00

Where:
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Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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Bring your pup out for a special evening to enjoy a walk in the Garden together.  Free for Garden members and member dogs; Regular admission applies; $4 per dog for non-members. Dogs...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $0-8 for admission plus $4 per dog for non-members

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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Curated by Anh-Thuy Nguyen and Janet Hasegawa, and in partnership with the Oklahoma Center for the Humanities, the exhibition aims to look at the past, present, and future of tea - and the way this...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E M.B. Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Ellen McGivern

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GermanFest 2017 14th Annual GermanFest is set for May 5th – 7th  2017 at the GAST Center located in the heart of Midtown Tulsa, just one block west of Lewis on 15th Street. ...

Cost: Free Admission! Free Parking!

Where:
GAST Center
1429 Terrace Drive
one block west of Lewis on 15th St
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: German-American Society of Tulsa
Telephone: 303-514-9146
Contact Name: Cheryl Baker
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The Champions of Health awards recognize those who make a difference in the health of Oklahomans. Winners in select categories will receive $5,000 for their organization or program, and will be...

Cost: 0.00

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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An exhibition to give artistic voice to immigrants, who have in recent years dealt with barriers and hardship, particularly in states like Oklahoma. The show aims to inform non-immigrant...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 E Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Living Arts of Tulsa
Telephone: 918-585-1234
Contact Name: Laura Eccles
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Curated by Anh-Thuy Nguyen and Janet Hasegawa, and in partnership with the Oklahoma Center for the Humanities, the exhibition aims to look at the past, present, and future of tea - and the way this...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E M.B. Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Ellen McGivern

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This unique tournament is played at night with glow-in-the-dark balls and glow sticks marking tee boxes and holes. Golfers will tee off in teams of four at the 9 p.m. shotgun start. All holes are...

Cost: TBA

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Benefits TARC
Telephone: 918-582-8272
Contact Name: Craig Thompson
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‘A Woman’s Eye’ MAINLINE is excited to present a new exhibit featuring 3 local photograhers Tahlia Ball, Christina Parson & Madison Rayon. From ‘quiet...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Bartlesville High School presents The Addams Family a New Musical.  THE ADDAMS FAMILY features an original story, and it’s every father’s nightmare. Wednesday Addams, the ultimate...

Cost: $10 Student/$15 Adult

Where:
Bartlesville High School Fine Arts Center
1700 Hillcrest Dr
Bartlesville, OK  74003
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Sponsor: Bartlesville High School
Contact Name: Alex

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Author Laurie Halse Anderson will receive the 2017 Anne V. Zarrow Award for Young Readers' Literature. She also will present awards for the 2017 Young People's Creative Writing Contest.

Cost: Free and Open to the Public

Where:
Hardesty Regoinal Library
8316 E. 93rd St.
Tulsa, OK
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Sponsor: Benefits Tulsa City-County Library
Telephone: 918-549-7391
Contact Name: John Fancher
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THE BLUE ROSE CAFÉ PARTNERS WITH TANGO TAB TO BRING MEALS TO TULSANS IN NEED At Second Ever Feed the City Event in Tulsa (TULSA, Okla.) — The Blue Rose Café will be...

Cost: cost of food supplies listed on facebook event page

Where:
The Blue Rose Cafe
1924 riverside drive
tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: The Blue Rose Cafe
Telephone: 918-748-0111 x2122
Contact Name: Ashley Bode
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Germanfest 2017 14th Annual Germanfest is set for May 5th – 7th at the GAST Center located in the heart of Midtown Tulsa, just one block west of Lewis on 15th Street.  This premier...

Cost: Free Admission! Free Parking!

Where:
GAST Center
1429 Terrace Drive
one block west of Lewis on 15th St
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: German-American Society of Tulsa
Telephone: 303-514-9146
Contact Name: Cheryl Baker
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Saturday, May 6th, Accent Realtors is hosting their 4th Annual Shredding Event. Come on by the office from 11-1 to shred any unwanted documents and enjoy free drinks, food, and games. ...

Cost: FREE

Where:
Accent Realtors' Office
4625 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK  74135
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Sponsor: Accent Realtors
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The Champions of Health awards recognize those who make a difference in the health of Oklahomans. Winners in select categories will receive $5,000 for their organization or program, and will be...

Cost: 0.00

Where:
, OK


Sponsor: Oklahoma Caring Foundation
Contact Name: Ben Johnson

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Enjoy an afternoon at Tulsa BoysÕ Home signature Kentucky Derby themed fundraising event with races simulcast live, on-site betting, silent & live auctions, raffles, wine & cigar pull, best hat &...

Cost: 200

Where:
Pavilion at Expo Square
4145 E 21st St
Tulsa, OK
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Sponsor: Benefits Tulsa Boys' Home
Telephone: 9182450231 ext 5055
Contact Name: Lucy Willis
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Curated by Anh-Thuy Nguyen and Janet Hasegawa, and in partnership with the Oklahoma Center for the Humanities, the exhibition aims to look at the past, present, and future of tea - and the way this...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E M.B. Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Ellen McGivern

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An exhibition to give artistic voice to immigrants, who have in recent years dealt with barriers and hardship, particularly in states like Oklahoma. The show aims to inform non-immigrant...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 E Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Living Arts of Tulsa
Telephone: 918-585-1234
Contact Name: Laura Eccles
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The Oklahoma Swing Syndicate (TOSS) hosts a Swing dance and lessons  The Oklahoma Swing Syndicate (TOSS) is the only UNESCO recognized dance organization in Oklahoma.  We are a 501c3...

Cost: $7

Where:
Community Center - South Minister Presby Church
3500 So Peoria
1/2 west of Peoria, on 35pl behind the church
Tulsa, OK  74102
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Sponsor: The Ok Swing Syndicate
Telephone: 918-450-691
Contact Name: Rita Robbins
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‘A Woman’s Eye’ MAINLINE is excited to present a new exhibit featuring 3 local photograhers Tahlia Ball, Christina Parson & Madison Rayon. From ‘quiet...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
View map »

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Bartlesville High School presents The Addams Family a New Musical.  THE ADDAMS FAMILY features an original story, and it’s every father’s nightmare. Wednesday Addams, the ultimate...

Cost: $10 Student/$15 Adult

Where:
Bartlesville High School Fine Arts Center
1700 Hillcrest Dr
Bartlesville, OK  74003
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Sponsor: Bartlesville High School
Contact Name: Alex

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Making plans for this weekend? You can't do better than The Drunkard & The Olio at the historic Spotlight Theater. You know you've always wanted to go, and now's your chance. And if...

Cost: Adults $20, kids $12, seniors & military $17

Where:
Spotlight Theater
1381 Riverside Dr.
Tulsa, OK  74127
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