Barry Friedman at large

If we’re headed to hell, we’re going to need a ride. Anyone have a hand basket?



Location, location, teeth

Our At Large real estate agent wants the former owners of the dental location at East 56th Street and South Peoria Avenue to know the property will probably sell or lease faster without the giant bicuspid out front.

Nah … couldn’t see this coming.

After an Oklahoma City elementary school required 5-year-old Cooper Barton to turn his University of Michigan T-shirt inside out because it violated a code that only allows the wearing of Oklahoma-based team clothing, UM Athletic Director Dave Brandon invited Cooper and his parents to Ann Arbor for a game.

“Maybe,” Brandon said, “the recognition of this will get them to re-think their kind of crazy rule in Oklahoma … and what a bunch of crap this is.”

For his part, Oklahoma City Superintendent Karl Springer said he thought the policy might be outdated.

Ya think?

(Add to this the decision in August by Prague High School to deny Kaitlin Nootbaar, a valedictorian, her diploma after she used “hell” in her commencement speech, and it’s easy to see how August was quite the national public relations bonanza for Oklahoma schools.)

Maybe we can get along

On a Saturday morning in August on the way to get a bagel, there it was: hope. On Lewis Avenue, heading south, the Ford F-150 with the two bumper stickers, side by side, on its rear window: Jesus is Lord and Obama ’12.

“Yeah, well, I remember hot summer days growing up in Inola, so Al Gore can go to hell.”

A recent study by www.soonerpoll.com indicated only 8 percent of Oklahomans believe humans are solely responsible for global warming. 

FYI: in a 525-page study that took three years to complete, 600 scientists concluded humans were “accelerating the process and aggravating the delicate ecosystems” of the melting of the polar ice caps and deforestation of tropical jungles.

As astrophysicist and PBS “NOVA scienceNow” host Neil deGrasse Tyson said, “The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it.” 

And then their firstborns were taken to re-education camps, made to study Arthur Laffer’s economic theories and commit “Atlas Shrugged” to memory.

The Tulsa County Republican Party County Committee voted to censure Republican county commissioners Fred Perry and John Smaligo for “conduct unbecoming” — or something.

Worse, it never invited them to the inquisition.

Their crime? The two had the temerity to send a proposed 0.6 percent sales tax extension to county voters.

Smaligo and Perry didn’t endorse the tax, mind you, they just thought it would be a good idea if voters had a say in the matter, which is how democracy used to work.

And Tulsa County Republicans’ response? Give us Barabbas!

In his response, Smaligo said, “I’m disappointed that they took that action without any notice to myself,” but then added, “That’s the wonderful thing about our party. They are conservative, and they are independent thinkers, and whatever choice they make, they’re going to have my full support.”

Really, you think they’re wonderful and independent (after only three at the meeting supported you) and you plan on giving them your full support? 

What do they have to do, Commissioner? Banish you to a chat pile in Picher?

Overheard

The 6-year-old, sitting in the SUV on a gravel road in Noble County, said to the New Yorker, “You’re not going to like this. There’s a lot of nature out here.”

(Your joke here)

A Tulsa woman was arrested for allegedly biting off a man’s ear. What’s troubling: police say both the man and the woman had minor bites from the family dog.


Ups and downs

UP … Planned Parenthood for now providing an array of medical services, including treatment for diabetes and high cholesterol.

UP … Protestors at East 41st Street and South Yale Avenue who were protesting on a 106-degree July day against drone attacks and a possible strike against Iran. Committed and sweating.

DOWN … Narconon

1. For paying its counselors to enroll patients,
2. For being under investigation from state agencies for alleged criminal and statutory violations concerning the deaths of three patients,
3. For being a wholly owned subsidiary of the Church of Scientology (the Internal Revenue Service said Narconon forms part of the church’s “social betterment program”), and
4. For not revealing that it, in fact, is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Church of Scientology.

UP … Gov. Mary Fallin for urging Creek County residents after August’s wildfires to contact FEMA. “Doing so,” she said, “will help to support the case for additional federal assistance for the many Oklahoma families in need.”

Snarky comments aside about Republicans and FEMA (CNN reported the House GOP voted to cut the agency’s budget by 55 percent in 2012), the governor did the right thing by asking the federal government for help. The idea of a common good, a commonwealth, still makes sense in a country that seemingly needs to be reminded every 12.87 seconds that we are all in this together.

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January 2017

Enjoy a story as you walk through the Garden! Every step will be a new page in a book and in your exploration of the garden. The Story Trail will take place on both Saturday, January 14th and...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 & under are free.

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Cost: $18-$103

Where:
BOK Center
200 S Denver Ave
Tulsa
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Where:
The Beehive Lounge
2405 E. Admiral Blvd.
Tulsa, OK
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Cost: $15-$50

Where:
The Venue Shrine
112 E. 18th St.
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 949-1345
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Where:
Soundpony
409 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 582-7669
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Where:
Mercury Lounge
1747 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Cost: $5

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 921-3535
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Where:
East Village Bohemian Pizzeria
818 E 3rd St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 895-6999
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The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Hunt Club
224 N Main St
Tulsa
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Protecting your children from predators that seek to exploit their vulnerabilities takes action and constant attention. The Demand Project’s Beyond Awareness summit partnering with...

Cost: See website

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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2 Complimentary Showings of FREE Movie WAR ROOM for Tulsa Area Students and Leaders to Further the Dream of Good Community

Cost: FREE

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Where:
Hodges Bend
823 E 3rd St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 398-4470
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
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Tulsa Lead Exchange is a business networking group of professionals. We meet each week on Tuesday at noon to exchange business leads and help each other build our business contacts and sales....

Cost: $40.00

Where:
Marley's
6104 E. 71st St.
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Telephone: 918-794-4000
Contact Name: Wes Phillips

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017 at 7:00 p.m. Oklahoma Center for Humanities Lecture “Beethoven’s World: Society and Culture in a Changing Europe” Panel Discussion featuring Historian...

Cost: Free

Where:
University of Tulsa Tyrell Hall
2930 East 6th Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma 74104-9700
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: Chamber Music Tulsa
Telephone: 918-587-3802
Contact Name: J.J Cody
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Cost: $10

Where:
Reynolds Center
3208 E 8th St
Tulsa, OK
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Oklahoma Jazz Hall of Fame
5 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 928-5299
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Where:
Hard Rock Hotel and Casino - Riffs
777 W Cherokee Street
Catoosa, OK  74105
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Gypsy Coffee House
303 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 295-2181
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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You've seen it on TV now come play the Loony version at the Loony Bin Comedy Club.  Couples compete for prizes by answering questions about each other.  Our headliner Jersey will help...

Cost: $8

Where:
The Loony Bin Comedy Club
6808 S. Memorial Dr
Tulsa, OK  74133
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Sponsor: Loony Bin Comedy Club
Telephone: 918-392-5653
Contact Name: Bill
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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BARBER Summer Music, op.31 SPOHR Nonet, op.31 Rossitza Goza, violin Kari Caldwell, cello Marc Facci, double bass Lyndon Meyer, piano In January, bask in the warmth of Samuel Barber's...

Cost: Various Ticket Prices

Where:
FlyLoft
117 North Boston Ave
Suite 201
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Symphony
Telephone: 918-584-3645
Contact Name: Amy Roark
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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
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Take a tour with a Garden staff member to see what’s providing color, texture and form in the Garden. Cure your cabin fever and recharge with nature for unique views that only winter has to...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 and under are free

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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Join DVIS for Rooftop Rendezvous! The event will feature brunch menu items from some of your favorite dining hot spots, along with a mimosa bar provided by Mix Co, Bloody Mary bar provided by Inner...

Cost: 75

Where:
Sky Loft at First Place Tower
15 E. 5th Street
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Sponsor: Benefits Domestic Violence Intervention Services (DVIS)
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Joan Anderson
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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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In 1917, the Mistletoe Girl Scout Troop in Muskogee, Oklahoma, baked cookies  and sold them in the high school cafeteria as a service project. Making the first known sale of cookies by Girl...

Cost: FREE

Where:
Three Rivers Museum
220 Elgin Street
Muskogee, OK
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Get ready for the 100th Anniversary of the VERY first Girl Scout cookie sold! That's right! The first Girl Scout cookie every sold was in Muskogee, OK and we are going to be hosting a big...

Where:
, OK  74136


Sponsor: Benefits Girl Scouts of Eastern Oklahoma
Telephone: 1-800-707-9914
Contact Name: Susan Kenny
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This year is the 27th year for Toyland Ball! We will take a "Journey to Oz - There's No Place Like Home!" Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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Trivia Night

Cost: $300 for a Table for 10

Where:
Bishop Kelley High School
3905 S. Hudson Avenue
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Benefits Bishop Kelley High School
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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing,...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child CenterÕs annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing, with...

Cost: $300 per person

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74114
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Sponsor: Benefits The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-699-0501
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Make Comedy Great Again! Tulsa’s longest-running improvisational comedy program in the state of Oklahoma, Laughing Matter, will be performing Saturday, January 21 at the PH Community...

Cost: $8.00

Where:
PH Community House
306 South Phoenix
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Laughing Matter Improv
Contact Name: Jerry Henderson
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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
View map »


Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
Website »

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Tulsa's favorite multiple-distance race is back! Last year, the 5K, 10K, and 50K races all sold out - so you'll want to register early and claim your spot at the starting line. Distance...

Cost: $35 - $70

Where:
River West Festival Park
2100 S Jackson Ave
Tulsa, OK  74107
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Sponsor: Fleet Feet Sports Tulsa | Broken Arrow
Telephone: 918-492-3338
Contact Name: Tim Dreiling
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