Behold, the written word

I want to take a victory lap in honor of Mrs. Simpson, my sixth-grade English teacher who taught grammar that lasts a lifetime.



Stand back, please, and give me a little running room.

I want to take a victory lap in honor of Mrs. Simpson, my sixth-grade English teacher who taught grammar that lasts a lifetime.

That’s why I spotted — like a vigilant hawk — a grammatical error in the headline of a full-page ad in a national newspaper. The ad was for a good cause, raising funds for food backpacks for children. An ad this size would cost thousands of dollars. Maybe the space was donated, since it was for a charity. Good cause, good intent — but poor grammar.

The headline was: “One in Five American Children Go Hungry.”

Mrs. Simpson would have slashed through that with a big red pen. The subject of the sentence is “one” and not “children.” Therefore, the verb agreement was wrong. It should have read: One in Five American Children Goes Hungry.

I felt duty-bound to point this out, so I sent an email and a letter to both the charity and the advertising agency that produced it. For a while, the ad continued to appear in all its grammatical ignorance. Then one day, the headline was changed. It now reads: “One in Five American Children Goes Hungry.”

I take full credit for this. I don’t know for a fact that the correction was my doing since nobody answered either my email or my letter. But who’s to say I’m not a super heroine of the English language?

I believe in reading. Which means I believe we should all do it. I believe we should read a variety of newspapers, magazines and books. And I believe reading is a two-way communication. If we spot errors in fact, we should write and point them out. If we don’t like the negative drift of news coverage, we should write and say we’re opposed to fanning a culture of fear, so please tone it down.

If I didn’t read newspapers, I wouldn’t know the Catholic archdiocese in Kansas City, Kansas, is eliminating Girl Scouts meetings and cookie sales on church school and parish property. I wouldn’t know that in Utah, the Mormon church is backing away from Boy Scout programs for boys 14-18. Both churches are adopting their own youth programs more closely affiliated with their religious culture. Nothing to do with Planned Parenthood or gay rights, they assure us.

Without newspapers, I wouldn’t know that a county in Oregon is closing its public libraries because the citizens voted down a tax increase that would amount annually to about $72.

Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, public libraries — easy targets for small-time gunslingers.

An English newspaper reported a dustup in Bretforton, Worcester, about a cathedral’s special ceremony of thanksgiving for the local asparagus crop. The ceremony included — in addition to the formally vested clergy — a man wearing an asparagus costume. Church of England members responded with outrage: The display was infantile, inappropriate, bizarre and silly. My favorite response was from a conservative theological blog that said, “This is a church, for God’s sake.”

Sometimes I stop reading and start preaching. I followed local Facebook posts about the new book “Killers of the Flower Moon,” which documents the Osage Nation murders of the 1920s. People wrote that they were on the library’s long wait list or had a book to loan friends. I recommend this book, but I found myself replying that authors get paid only by book sales, so if you can afford it, please spend $28.95 to buy a copy of the book and give it to friends or donate it to the library.

Maybe I could learn some restraint from author Jo Nesbo, who asked that guests insistent on bringing gifts for his 40th birthday party give him a book they thought he should read. It could be a book from their own bookshelf, he said.

 

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