Barry Friedman at Large

Will someone please answer the damn phone?



What’s that smell?

At its nitrogen facility in Enid, Koch Industries is planning to build a fertilizer plant that will increase production by more than 1 million tons per year. In a related story, the company also is thinking about buying metropolitan newspapers, including The Chicago Tribune, The Los Angeles Times and The Baltimore Sun.

Just hope when the Kochs are finished with the acquisitions, we’ll be able to tell the difference.

The KKK as a teachable moment

Arguing against a name change for the Brady Arts District, Mayor Dewey Bartlett said, “We use history as a teaching device, that is a very good use. We ... take advantage of his (early city leader and alleged Klansman Tate Brady’s) and our past and look for how not to do things and, hopefully, how to do things.”

Mayor, Strunk and White, line one.

The eclectic Brady Arts District is known for its entertainment, art and diversity. It is an immensely popular cultural/arts venue and a shining piece of downtown Tulsa’s revitalization. Do Tulsans today want Brady’s name attached to it?

I have a better idea: Just rename it the Clark District.

Who’s Clark?

Otis Clark, 109, died last year — believed to be the oldest survivor of Tulsa’s 1921 Race Riot.

The small print is even worse.

In the latest anti-abortion measure passed by our state legislature (which will be ruled unconstitutional in exactly 17. 3 milliseconds), the bill’s co-sponsor, Sen. Kyle Loveless, (R-Oklahoma City) said the measure also would allow people to sue physicians for failing to follow the new guidelines, even if the person mounting the lawsuit has no relationship with the woman obtaining the procedure.

Facepalm.

Read it again.

Repeat.

Zeus wept.

There is talk yet again about bringing the 2024 Olympic Games to Tulsa.

(Stop snickering.)

OK, go ahead.

Aside from everything else, like hotels, infrastructure and coming up with the $3.5 billion needed to fund the project, how are we going to get local restaurateurs to serve past 9 p.m.? You know those Socialist Europeans and their late-night eating habits.

Rule 1

In the morning, upon waking, first kiss your significant other; then check Facebook.

To: Tulsa International Mayfest and Blue Dome Arts Festival planners; Re: Scheduling

Look, one of you take the first week in May, one of you take the last. It’s not that difficult.

“You’re a great crowd. Tip your wait staff.”

In his show, uh, speech, before the Tulsa Republican Club last month, Sen. Jim Inhofe cracked jokes about Democrats and then said of President Barack Obama, “Never in the history of our country have we had a president with so much disdain for every institution that made America great. I can’t leave my 20 kids and grandkids out there alone. I’m going to do all I can to stop this trend in this country.”

We’re not sure if Inhofe meant the trend of senators who make unsubstantiated, berserk statements, or the trend of senators who use their family as props to make unsubstantiated, berserk statements.

“Sorry, Officer, but Channel 8 told me not to stop.”

On the KTUL website, the station listed five ways to mitigate the high cost of gasoline.

Last item: “Eliminate left turns and stop lights.”

“Shannon, party of one, your heart’s ready.”

So, after Gov. Mary Fallin proposed spending $50 million in state tobacco tax revenue to underwrite private insurance for the 9,000 Oklahomans who would lose coverage at the end of the year (had she accepted Affordable Care Act funds, 150,000 Oklahomans would have had access at no cost to the state, but no matter), Speaker of the House T.W. Shannon poured both salt and sanctimony on the state’s uninsured.

“I have no plans to continue a government-run insurance program,” he said. “I simply do not believe it’s the government’s job.”

Seniors, veterans, you got that?

In which we channel Seinfeld ... You know how to bury the time capsule. You just can’t remember where you put it — and that’s really the most important part of the time capsule: finding it later.

In 1998, students at Tulsa’s Eisenhower International School buried a time capsule near a pole. Problem is — OK, two problems, but they’re related.

1. Someone moved the pole, and

2. Nobody can find the capsule.

Worse, the school is now moving to a new location, so unless the capsule is found quickly, the “Boogie Nights” VHS and Nirvana hoodie could be lost forever.


Ups and downs

UP … the Rev. Dr. Mouzon Biggs Jr. and Rabbi Charles Sherman, both recently retired. How religion should be done.

DOWN … Oklahoma State University head football coach Mike Gundy for not allowing quarterback Wes Lunt to transfer to a Pac-12 school or Central Michigan — yes, Central Michigan, one of OSU’s opponents in 2015 (2015!). There are some mitigating circumstances, but please. Lunt is not an employee; he’s not chattel. He’s a kid who’s not happy. Let him go where he wants. 

DOWN … Sen. Tom Coburn, who said he won’t vote for federal disaster assistance to Oklahomans — let me repeat, to OKLAHOMANS — unless the money is offset somewhere else in the budget.

DOWN … The 18-year-old Tulsan who, when cornered by a police dog, started kicking it in the head. Anyway, the dog then grabbed a hold of the aforementioned leg — as if to say, “Dude, really?” — and then chomped down. Later, the teen was charged with — and who knew such a thing existed — battery of a police dog.

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January 2017

Enjoy a story as you walk through the Garden! Every step will be a new page in a book and in your exploration of the garden. The Story Trail will take place on both Saturday, January 14th and...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 & under are free.

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Cost: $18-$103

Where:
BOK Center
200 S Denver Ave
Tulsa
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Where:
The Beehive Lounge
2405 E. Admiral Blvd.
Tulsa, OK
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Cost: $15-$50

Where:
The Venue Shrine
112 E. 18th St.
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 949-1345
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Where:
Soundpony
409 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 582-7669
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Where:
Mercury Lounge
1747 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Cost: $5

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 921-3535
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Where:
East Village Bohemian Pizzeria
818 E 3rd St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 895-6999
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Where:
Hunt Club
224 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 599-9200
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Protecting your children from predators that seek to exploit their vulnerabilities takes action and constant attention. The Demand Project’s Beyond Awareness summit partnering with...

Cost: See website

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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2 Complimentary Showings of FREE Movie WAR ROOM for Tulsa Area Students and Leaders to Further the Dream of Good Community

Cost: FREE

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Where:
Hodges Bend
823 E 3rd St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 398-4470
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
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Tulsa Lead Exchange is a business networking group of professionals. We meet each week on Tuesday at noon to exchange business leads and help each other build our business contacts and sales....

Cost: $40.00

Where:
Marley's
6104 E. 71st St.
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Telephone: 918-794-4000
Contact Name: Wes Phillips

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017 at 7:00 p.m. Oklahoma Center for Humanities Lecture “Beethoven’s World: Society and Culture in a Changing Europe” Panel Discussion featuring Historian...

Cost: Free

Where:
University of Tulsa Tyrell Hall
2930 East 6th Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma 74104-9700
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: Chamber Music Tulsa
Telephone: 918-587-3802
Contact Name: J.J Cody
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Cost: $10

Where:
Reynolds Center
3208 E 8th St
Tulsa, OK
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Where:
Oklahoma Jazz Hall of Fame
5 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 928-5299
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Where:
Hard Rock Hotel and Casino - Riffs
777 W Cherokee Street
Catoosa, OK  74105
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Where:
Gypsy Coffee House
303 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 295-2181
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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You've seen it on TV now come play the Loony version at the Loony Bin Comedy Club.  Couples compete for prizes by answering questions about each other.  Our headliner Jersey will help...

Cost: $8

Where:
The Loony Bin Comedy Club
6808 S. Memorial Dr
Tulsa, OK  74133
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Sponsor: Loony Bin Comedy Club
Telephone: 918-392-5653
Contact Name: Bill
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

More information

another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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BARBER Summer Music, op.31 SPOHR Nonet, op.31 Rossitza Goza, violin Kari Caldwell, cello Marc Facci, double bass Lyndon Meyer, piano In January, bask in the warmth of Samuel Barber's...

Cost: Various Ticket Prices

Where:
FlyLoft
117 North Boston Ave
Suite 201
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Symphony
Telephone: 918-584-3645
Contact Name: Amy Roark
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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
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Take a tour with a Garden staff member to see what’s providing color, texture and form in the Garden. Cure your cabin fever and recharge with nature for unique views that only winter has to...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 and under are free

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
Website »

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Join DVIS for Rooftop Rendezvous! The event will feature brunch menu items from some of your favorite dining hot spots, along with a mimosa bar provided by Mix Co, Bloody Mary bar provided by Inner...

Cost: 75

Where:
Sky Loft at First Place Tower
15 E. 5th Street
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Sponsor: Benefits Domestic Violence Intervention Services (DVIS)
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Joan Anderson
Website »

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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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In 1917, the Mistletoe Girl Scout Troop in Muskogee, Oklahoma, baked cookies  and sold them in the high school cafeteria as a service project. Making the first known sale of cookies by Girl...

Cost: FREE

Where:
Three Rivers Museum
220 Elgin Street
Muskogee, OK
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Get ready for the 100th Anniversary of the VERY first Girl Scout cookie sold! That's right! The first Girl Scout cookie every sold was in Muskogee, OK and we are going to be hosting a big...

Where:
, OK  74136


Sponsor: Benefits Girl Scouts of Eastern Oklahoma
Telephone: 1-800-707-9914
Contact Name: Susan Kenny
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This year is the 27th year for Toyland Ball! We will take a "Journey to Oz - There's No Place Like Home!" Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
Website »

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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
View map »

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Trivia Night

Cost: $300 for a Table for 10

Where:
Bishop Kelley High School
3905 S. Hudson Avenue
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Benefits Bishop Kelley High School
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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing,...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
Website »

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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child CenterÕs annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing, with...

Cost: $300 per person

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74114
View map »


Sponsor: Benefits The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-699-0501
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Make Comedy Great Again! Tulsa’s longest-running improvisational comedy program in the state of Oklahoma, Laughing Matter, will be performing Saturday, January 21 at the PH Community...

Cost: $8.00

Where:
PH Community House
306 South Phoenix
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Laughing Matter Improv
Contact Name: Jerry Henderson
Website »

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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
View map »


Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
Website »

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Tulsa's favorite multiple-distance race is back! Last year, the 5K, 10K, and 50K races all sold out - so you'll want to register early and claim your spot at the starting line. Distance...

Cost: $35 - $70

Where:
River West Festival Park
2100 S Jackson Ave
Tulsa, OK  74107
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Sponsor: Fleet Feet Sports Tulsa | Broken Arrow
Telephone: 918-492-3338
Contact Name: Tim Dreiling
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