Barry Friedman at Large

Fourth annual At Large Bad Penny Awards



“A bad penny always returns.” — Grandma Sylvia

Just once. We’d like to have a year in Oklahoma where there are fewer guns and more access to medical care; one 12-month
period where district and federal courts don’t have to smack constitutionally dull legislators around like errant 5-year-olds; one full calendar year where the state isn’t at the bottom of every good national category (i.e., 48th in overall health) and at the top of every bad one (i.e., a 226 percent rise in state residents with diabetes in 15 years).

By comparison, Tulsa is the one inkblot on the state Rorschach test that won’t give you a migraine; still, if another local car dealership
trumpets its close relationship with the Almighty, we’re going to start exfoliating with a Japanese brush hook.

P.S. — Enough already with the marathons.

And now, for your dining and dancing pleasure, here are your …

2012 Bad Penny Awards

And there aren’t that many surreys, either.

Gov. Mary Fallin … for insisting Oklahoma was built and settled by pioneers seeking better lives. Oh, sure, she glossed over the Native Americans who were already here and subsequently displaced and/or killed, not to mention that “better lives” stuff would have been impossible without the federal government and the Morrill, Homestead and railroad acts, but why quibble? It’s a great musical.

We should have been nicer to you.

The At Large political staff (yes, we’re giving ourselves one) … for our treatment of former First District Congressman John Sullivan. We’re still not buying his memoirs, mind you, but compared to new First District Congressman Jim Bridenstine, Sullivan is Cicero doing shots at Arnie’s.

And then, meeting Beelzebub, the senator said, “It’s cooler here than I thought.”

Returning champion Sen. Jim Inhofe … for his rare triple play in the areas of science, landing Cessnas and political prognostication. (“I’m convinced we’re going to win the presidency by a substantial margin and … the Republicans will take over the United States Senate.”)

The Chris Isaak “Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing” Award

Ex-University of Tulsa President Geoffrey Orsak, or as he’s known around campus after his less-than-glorious 74-day reign, “The Visitor.”

The Great Plains Memorial Award

American Airlines

Is that a Glock on your belt, or are you just a paranoid freak who likes scaring kids at Chuck E. Cheese’s?

Passage of SB 1733, the open carry bill.

“Thou shalt smite him for misspelling.” — Deuteronomy 7:2

For all the snide remarks about the errors on the Ten Commandments monument in front of the state Capitol (Sabbeth and maidseruant), the stonemason did spell inequity and shewing correctly, for which he got no credit.

P.S. — The monument has since been fixed, so can we now put it on Craigslist?

What’s next, mandatory bar mitzvah lessons?

Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman, for offering convicted felons reduced sentences if they attend church.

Drum roll please …

The Bad Penny Grand Prize:

Welcome to Oklahomastan

Those Oklahomans who signed petitions requesting the state secede from the union. The Founding Fathers aren’t just spinning in their graves, they’re moshing.


Goodbyes

• Vic Vreeland, friend of the column, who recently resigned as Jenks mayor. His humor, wisdom and inability to string two sentences together without cursing will be sorely missed.

• Tulsa Hostess and Wonder Bread Bakery. It’s too tough to talk about.

Phil Stone. How you “do” radio.

Otis Clark, the oldest survivor of Tulsa’s 1921 Race Riot, at 109. Rest in peace, sir. You deserve it. 


2013 Predictions

• An undercover investigation will reveal 28 percent of blue carts are being filled with non-recyclable items. A half-eaten Sonoma Veggie Wrap from Camille’s and a cracked iPhone will be splayed out at the press conference.

• State House Republicans will approve a measure that states, “Life begins when the Chardonnay is gone and the blouse is off.”

• TU Coach Bill Blankenship will accept a new job at a school that will particularly chafe fans 18 hours after denying he was contacted, 72 hours before he’s burned in effigy and 256 hours before Steve Kragthorpe is re-hired.

• The state will be referenced 37 times on “The Daily Show” in 2013, causing 47,984 Oklahomans to simultaneously smack their own heads with open palms.

• Attorney General Scott Pruitt will once again spend millions of dollars on lawsuits he won’t win and then spend millions more re-filing them.

• “Free Patricia Spottedcrow” and Vision2 “Keep Tulsa Going” T-shirts will be 75 percent off.

• Sen. Tom Coburn, protesting government gridlock, will refuse to go to work one week in May.

• Those trying to access the City of Tulsa website will inexplicably be redirected to a Lithuanian online pharmacy.

• Mullin Plumbing will have a huge year.

• TU will hire a new headhunter who specializes in spotting addictive personalities before they’re hired.

• The Tulsa Shock … eh, never mind.

Dewey Bartlett will win a second term. (Bonus prediction: your new mayor in 2017 — Blake Ewing.)

• Weather: On July 9, after it reaches 123 degrees, it will rain frogs in Ponca City.

Garth Brooks will appear at the BOK Center.

• Jesus will appear at the BOK. (We’re kidding about Brooks.)

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August 2019

Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
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Telephone: (405) 236-3100
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Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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Senior Star Round-Up - August 18 - Cain's Ballroom - 2 to 5 p.m. The annual Senior Star Round-Up is Sunday, August 18, at the Cain's Ballroom, 423 N. Main Street in Tulsa. This popular...

Cost: $10

Where:
Cain's Ballroom
423 N. Main St.
Tulsa, OK
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Sponsor: Senior Star Living
Telephone: (918) 664-9000
Contact Name: Emily Fox

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BROKEN ARROW COMMUNITY PLAYHOUSE Presents “The Wizard of Oz” (R.S.C.1987) By L. Frank Baum With Music and Lyrics by Harold Arlen and E. Y. Harburg Background Music by...

Cost: $22-$25

Where:
Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
1800 S Main St
Broken Arrow, OK  Broken Arrow
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Sponsor: Broken Arrow Community Playhouse
Telephone: 918-258-0077
Contact Name: 74012
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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
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415 Couch Drive
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Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

More information

Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
Website »

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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

Where:
Tulsa, OK


Sponsor: DVIS
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Jenée Day
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

More information

Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
View map »


Telephone: 918-585-1234
Website »

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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

Where:
Tulsa, OK


Sponsor: DVIS
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Jenée Day
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You're invited to our new store Grand Opening Celebration in Broken Arrow, August 21st for an all day event! As you know, this year marks our 30 year anniversary of serving business minded...

Cost: Free

Where:
Stow's Office Furniture
3604 S Elm Place
Broken Arrow, OK  74011
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

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Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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Cost: $1+

Where:
Tulsa, OK


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Contact Name: Jenée Day
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

More information

Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
Website »

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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

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Tulsa, OK


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Cost: $400 per team

Where:
LaFortune Park Golf Course
5501 S Yale Avenue
Tulsa, OK  74135
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

More information

Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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  The biggest sporting event in history for Broken Arrow is set to happen on Friday, August 23rd. The event will take place outside in Downtown Broken Arrow near the intersection of...

Cost: $52.00

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Downtown Broken Arrow
The intersection of Commercial and Main streets
Broken Arrow, OK
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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

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Tulsa, OK


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Cost: Free to the public

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Airman Acres Airport
12600 N. 73rd E. Ave.
Collinsville, OK  74021
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Telephone: 918-510-3423
Contact Name: Cindi Conner
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  Our 17th Annual CimTel Classic 5K is August 24, 2019! The registration begins at 6:30am and the race begins at 8am at Cleveland High School 600 N Gilbert Cleveland, OK. The entry fee is $25 for...

Cost: 25.00

Where:
Cleveland High School
600 N Gilbert
Cleveland, OK  74020
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Sponsor: CimTel
Contact Name: Allee Pearson
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

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Maker Faire Tulsa is an award-winning, family-friendly event celebrating technology, education, science, arts, crafts, engineering, food, sustainability, and making of all kinds. The 7th...

Cost: Free

Where:
Central Park Hall at Expo Square
1701 S Sandusky Ave
Tulsa, OK  74112
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Sponsor: Fab Lab Tulsa
Telephone: 918-779-6025
Contact Name: Nathan Pritchett
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Cost: FREE

Where:
Central Park Hall @ Expo Square
4145 East 21st Street
Tulsa, OK  74114
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Bobby O’s Slices + Pies, located in the Meadow Gold District along Route 66, will host a day of meal deals, merchandise giveaways, and kids activities for their Back-to-School Bash. The...

Cost: Free

Where:
Bobby O's
1502 E. 11th St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Bobby O's
Telephone: 918-586-2455
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Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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America’s LARGEST interactive comedy murder mystery dinner show is now playing at the Hilton Garden Inn Tulsa Broken Arrow! At The Dinner Detective, you’ll tackle a challenging crime while you...

Cost: 59.95

Where:
Hilton Garden Inn Tulsa- Broken Arrow
420 W Albany St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Telephone: 866-496-0535
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DIVAS JUMP THE POND - THE BRITISH INVASION!! DIVAS 4 H.O.P.E. features live music from Tulsa’s diverse local artists along with cocktails, dinner, and one-of-a-kind live and silent auction...

Cost: $15,000 - $250

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Assembly Hall - Cox Business Center
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Sponsor: Health Outreach Prevention Education, Inc.
Telephone: 918-688-5022
Contact Name: Kathy L Williams
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Cost: $1+

Where:
Tulsa, OK


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