Barry Friedman at large

“Don’t it make my brown eyes blue. I mean red … RED!”



Haven’t Native Americans suffered enough?

Wayne Newton, part Cherokee himself, recently appeared at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tulsa. Newton, who is best known for the hit “Danke Schoen,” has been in show business so long, he’s worked with Jack Benny, The Beatles and Nebuchadnezzar.

(We kid, of course — he never worked with The Beatles.)

The Joint required all guests to be at least 21 — as it turned out, all guests were at least three and a half times that.

He felt the same after giving $3 million to Swift Boat Veterans and Bush was re-elected.

After OSU defeated OU and received its first-ever BCS bowl invitation, T. Boone Pickens said, “I got my money’s worth.”

Dumb Criminal of the Month

According to police, the woman arrested at Walmart at East 81st Street and South Lewis Avenue for allegedly making meth inside the store didn’t really know how. While she had lithium and chemical drain cleaner, she didn’t have pseudoephedrine. To put this omission in context, imagine you’re at the store, your kids are driving you crazy, so you decide to beat them — only to realize you didn’t bring them.

The company you keep

A study by the United Health Foundation ranked Oklahoma the 48th unhealthiest state. The sickest five, Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and Mississippi, were all red states in 2008. The healthiest five, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Hawaii and Massachusetts, were all blue. Just saying.

Now if only the action on the floor would do the same.

The University of Tulsa installed a gesund new multi-screened scoreboard at the Reynolds Center. Ross Parmley, TU interim athletics director, said, “The game-day experience will be greatly enhanced for everyone in the arena.”

Metro sexual

It started when Sen. Jim Inhofe made a reference at a Tulsa Metro Chamber event about bestiality and the repeal of the military’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy. Shane Fernandez, chairman of Mosaic, the chamber’s diversity initiative, took offense and went public. The senator then accused the chamber of making him look foolish (not difficult to do) and said that he was merely, and proudly, addressing the “understandable concerns” of constituents.

Days later, and after a Tulsa World editorial supported Inhofe, Chamber CEO Mike Neal apologized.

C’mon, Mike. Inhofe uses a chamber speech to cynically tether the issue of gays in the military with this loopiness and you apologize? The only people who think there’s a connection between bestiality and the repeal of DADT also think they see Obama in their pancakes every morning dressed as a Kenyan warlord. 

DCOM (State Edition)

After grabbing a woman’s purse at gunpoint outside an OKC convenience store, the assailant ran off. According to the victim, because “the man was so fat,” she decided to chase him down. And she did; unfortunately, when she caught up, Chubbs hit her in the head with the gun and took off again. With a gash in her head and now really pissed, she ran after him again and this time retrieved her purse.

The woman required stitches; the man is still — wait for it — At Large.

For those planning an alternative, more biblically centered Easter Day Parade, our At Large community events director suggests …

1) Fewer chocolate bunnies and jelly beans and more figs and pomegranates, and
2) Putting out a casting call for those who can portray Roman soldiers and speak Aramaic.

Random Oklahoma reference

The Eat Like a Man blog on Esquire.com featured a story about a man who went to 362 NYC pizza parlors. Author Elizabeth Gunnison wrote, “Of course, tasting your way through all of New York’s pizza slices is kind of like choosing the best brisket in Oklahoma.”

Would someone tell Esquire we call it barbecue? Sheesh!

Random Oklahoma reference, Part II

Jon Stewart from “The Daily Show” on just how red our state is: “You can’t even find people in Oklahoma with blue eyes.”

Stories we won’t be following:

Viewer response to Clay Loney’s rants on FOX23

Rule 51:

Oklahoma’s weather isn’t any more fascinating than any other state’s.

Well … then how about a candidate who’s not a thrice-married, megalomaniacal, duplicitous windbag?

When J.C. Watts, former Oklahoma congressman, endorsed former Speaker Newt Gingrich for president, he said, “I’m not looking for a candidate that’s perfect, that’s not flawed.”


Ups and downs

DOWN … Former Rice, TU, Pitt Arizona State coach Todd Graham. Maybe he’s not self-centered, greedy and disloyal; maybe he just has commitment issues.

NEUTRAL  … Sutherlands
up … It sold fruit during the holidays.
down … It sold fruit during the holidays.

UP … Former state Rep. Brad Carson for being named U.S. Army general counsel.

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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

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Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
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Cost: Free

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Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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KOSU Radio hosts a screening of Ken Burns new documentary “Country Music” at Circle Cinema Sun, Aug. 25 at 2 p.m., ahead of its premiere on PBS stations. This screening will provide an...

Cost: Free

Where:
Circle Cinema
10 S. Lewis Ave.
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Telephone: 918-551-6768
Contact Name: Chuck Foxen
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

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Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

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Talk one-on-one with reps from non-profit agencies looking for volunteers, like you! TCC faculty will be there to answer questions about Service Learning. Free and open to the public. Info:...

Cost: free & open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: Tulsa Community College
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Armstrong

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Cost: Free

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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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Who wants to CHALK 🎨 some 🎃Pumpkins🎃?! Join us on Tuesday August 27, 2019 at Zios (81st and Lewis)! Click the link below to register 👇...

Cost: $35.00

Where:
Zios
8112 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74137
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Sponsor: Chalked Squared
Telephone: 918-284-6492
Contact Name: Elizabeth Hardy
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Weary of that old workout routine? Bored with basketball? Soccer getting stale? How about the sport of kings? Try FENCING! Give us 2 hours and we'll give you an active, physically and mentally...

Cost: Free

Where:
Southminster Presbyterian Church Community Center
3500 S Peoria
Tulsa, OK  74106
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Sponsor: Tulsa Fencing Club
Telephone: 918-92-2663
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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

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Tulsa, OK


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Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Jenée Day
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
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Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

Where:
Living Arts of Tulsa
307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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Why walk through grief alone when you can participate in GriefShare’s highly acclaimed 13-week video-based support group with others experiencing the same? This group offers a comfortable...

Cost: $15

Where:
Asbury United Methodist Church
6767 S Mingo Rd
Tulsa, OK  74133
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Sponsor: Asbury LifeCare Ministry
Telephone: 918-392-1146
Contact Name: Ruth Winn
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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

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Cost: FREE

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Tulsa, OK  74104
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Telephone: 918-665-8220
Contact Name: Jennifer Caudle
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Tulsa, OK  74104
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Contact Name: Jennifer Caudle
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
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Oh, Tulsa is a Living Arts biennial that celebrates visual, performance, literary, sound, video, and installation art for the Tulsa community. Eligible work includes: Tulsa residents, artists who...

Cost: Free

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307 East M. B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Telephone: 918-585-1234
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See The Dinosaurs and Unicorn Come Alive At The Circus   The 2019 edition of CIRCUS SAURUS will feature artists from around the world.  Immerse yourself into a mythological quest...

Cost: Advance Tickets $14- Adult $6 child

Where:
West of Plaza Santa Cecilia
2160 S. Garnett Rd.
Tulsa, OK  74129
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Sponsor: Carson & Barnes Circus
Telephone: 580-743-7292
Contact Name: Circus Saurus
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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

Cost: $1+

Where:
Tulsa, OK


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Contact Name: Jenée Day
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The Lazy V 105’ Pasture Festival is an annual action-packed, four-day phenomenon of live events at Riverbend Arena at Owens Ranch in Inola, Oklahoma that includes: team roping, calf roping,...

Cost: $15 - $40

Where:
Riverbend Arena at Owens' Ranch
12900 E. 600 Rd.
Inola, OK  74036
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Sponsor: Riverbend Arena at Owens' Ranch
Telephone: 405-417-6191
Contact Name: Eric Owens
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Have you been dreaming of owning one of the world's best charcoal grill? Been waiting for the right time to buy a new Hasty-Bake Charcoal Grill or add another one to your collection? Well, this...

Cost: FREE

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Hasty-Bake Charcoal Grills Retail Showroom
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Sponsor: Hasty-Bake Charcoal Grills
Telephone: 918-665-8220
Contact Name: Hasty-Bake Retail Showroom
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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

More information

See The Dinosaurs and Unicorn Come Alive At The Circus   The 2019 edition of CIRCUS SAURUS will feature artists from around the world.  Immerse yourself into a mythological quest...

Cost: Advance Tickets $14- Adult $6 child

Where:
West of Plaza Santa Cecilia
2160 S. Garnett Rd.
Tulsa, OK  74129
View map »


Sponsor: Carson & Barnes Circus
Telephone: 580-743-7292
Contact Name: Circus Saurus
Website »

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Help DVIS and the Tulsa Drillers knock out violence! We are in our 16th year of raising funds for survivors of domestic violence and sexual assault. Join us by pledging per home run or making a...

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Tulsa, OK


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Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Jenée Day
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Have you been dreaming of owning one of the world's best charcoal grill? Been waiting for the right time to buy a new Hasty-Bake Charcoal Grill or add another one to your collection? Well, this...

Cost: FREE

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Hasty-Bake Charcoal Grills Retail Showroom
1313 South Lewis Avenue
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Sponsor: Hasty-Bake Charcoal Grills
Telephone: 918-665-8220
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The Lazy V 105’ Pasture Festival is an annual action-packed, four-day phenomenon of live events at Riverbend Arena at Owens Ranch in Inola, Oklahoma that includes: team roping, calf roping,...

Cost: $15 - $40

Where:
Riverbend Arena at Owens' Ranch
12900 E. 600 Rd.
Inola, OK  74036
View map »


Sponsor: Riverbend Arena at Owens' Ranch
Telephone: 405-417-6191
Contact Name: Eric Owens
Website »

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Featuring more than seventy works by French and European masters such as Degas, Manet, Monet, Rousseau and Van Gogh, this exhibition celebrates Mr. and Mrs. Paul Mellon’s extraordinary gift...

Cost: $15

Where:
Oklahoma City Museum of Art
415 Couch Drive
Oklahoma City, OK  73102
View map »


Telephone: (405) 236-3100
Website »

More information

See The Dinosaurs and Unicorn Come Alive At The Circus   The 2019 edition of CIRCUS SAURUS will feature artists from around the world.  Immerse yourself into a mythological quest...

Cost: Advance Tickets $14- Adult $6 child

Where:
West of Plaza Santa Cecilia
2160 S. Garnett Rd.
Tulsa, OK  74129
View map »


Sponsor: Carson & Barnes Circus
Telephone: 580-743-7292
Contact Name: Circus Saurus
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Enjoy smooth jazz, end-of-summer breezes, chilled wine and high-end concessions.  Book a room and/or tickets now. This year’s event is more of a ‘boutique’ event with a portion of all...

Cost: $20-$179

Where:
POSTOAK Lodge and Retreat
5323 W. 31st St. N.
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Telephone: 918-425-2112
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America’s LARGEST interactive comedy murder mystery dinner show is now playing at the Hilton Garden Inn Tulsa Broken Arrow! At The Dinner Detective, you’ll tackle a challenging crime while you...

Cost: 59.95

Where:
Hilton Garden Inn Tulsa- Broken Arrow
420 W Albany St.
Broken Arrow, OK  74012
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Telephone: 866-496-0535
Contact Name: The Dinner Detective
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Cost: $1+

Where:
Tulsa, OK


Sponsor: DVIS
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Jenée Day
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ONEOK Field
201 N Elgin Ave
Tulsa, OK
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