Barry Friedman at Large

Stay hydrated, my friends.



Excluding geography

At Tulsa International Airport, the ad on the wall read …

We’re Pumped! TU is the highest ranked university in Oklahoma. And Kansas. And Arkansas. And New Mexico. And Arizona. And Mississippi.

Okay, stop — we get it.

But really? Mississippi and Arkansas were in the control group?

Overheard:

The 86-year-old Las Vegas man after being told what a cosmopolitan city Tulsa is becoming:

“Doesn’t it know it’s in Oklahoma?”

You had us at hot pink tank top

In what has to be the greatest imagery ever written about noodling (hand fishing), The Oklahoman wrote, “When Lucy Millsap [aka “Bare Knuckles Babe”] walked onstage in a hot pink tank top with a 72-pound catfish hoisted over her shoulder, the crowd couldn’t help but take notice.”

Neither could we.

Marriage is between one husband and one wife. Okay, maybe one more … each. But that’s it! There’s a tradition to maintain.

So 1.4 milliseconds after the Supreme Court ruled the Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutional and gave states the right to allow gay marriages, Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin essentially released the following statement: Ewwww.

“Like the vast majority of Oklahomans, I support traditional marriage,” said the twice-married governor. “I do not and will not support expanding the definition of marriage to include same-sex couples.”

Just once we’d like to read a statement from her office that doesn’t make us want to stick our hand in a NutriBullet®.

Rule 49:

Never trust a man with an initial for a first name.

In which two hogs wonder, “They do know we’re not feral, right?

A state law now allows farmers to kill not only hogs, but also coyotes from the air on private land.

A bad idea, badly spoken

Mayor Dewey Bartlett on the city council’s decision to allow merchants in the Brady District to determine the area’s name:

“Because it’s a direct impact upon them. And if a change does occur, then it’s them that will absorb the brunt of whatever decision is made, either keep it the same or not.”

What the mayor does to the language is enough to make our English teacher, Mrs. Gasman, start abusing Dilaudid.

We continue.

The Brady name is a sore, a reminder of a weekend in May more than 90 years ago that is neither fully forgotten nor adequately remembered.

It is the nimbostratus cloud over the city.

Tulsans, all of us, should decide if it should be changed — not the owner of a tattoo parlor who just moved into the neighborhood.

Thanks Barney. Can I talk to Andy now?

“His hands and feet were tied and the body had been decapitated. Tulsa police told KRMG the death was due to suicide.”

Dumb Criminal of the Month (State Edition)

After a Durant woman sold pot to detectives twice in the span of a day, she said to the arresting officer, “I knew y’all were cops.”

Yeah, well, they knew you weren’t no Rhodes Scholar, neither.

Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me

For all the joking about Pastor Keith Cressman’s lawsuit against Oklahoma over the depiction of a Native American on the state’s license plate, one point was lost:

He was right.

Personally, I wouldn’t get my vestments in a wad over this, but if Cressman, who’s pastor at St. Mark’s United Methodist Church in Bethany, doesn’t want his church vans promoting a message — according to his attorney that “might imply his approval of contrary beliefs, such as that God and nature are one, that other deities exist, or that 'animals, plants, rocks, and other natural phenomena have souls or spirits'” — the state should give him another option … and it should be the same price as a regular tag.

And then come next December, when someone in Bethany wants to erect a manger on public land, I trust Cressman will be just as offended and supportive of those who don’t want to “imply” approval of beliefs they don’t have. 

(Pastor, one more thing: Did you run this ‘dogs have no souls’ thing by those in your congregation who actually have dogs? Because that could get nasty.)

Things we never thought we’d say:

We miss John Sullivan.


Ups and downs

UP … Camp Quest for being a place, according to its director, Mary Eversole, that focuses on “ … the humanist, freethinking, skeptic, atheist, agnostic side.”

Can I go?

UP … Hillcrest Medical Center for operating an air transport service for high-risk obstetrics patients.

DOWN … Oral Roberts University for its clunky, uninspiring slogan:  Make No Little Plans Here. Who helped you with this, the mayor?

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January 2017

Enjoy a story as you walk through the Garden! Every step will be a new page in a book and in your exploration of the garden. The Story Trail will take place on both Saturday, January 14th and...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 & under are free.

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Cost: $18-$103

Where:
BOK Center
200 S Denver Ave
Tulsa
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Where:
The Beehive Lounge
2405 E. Admiral Blvd.
Tulsa, OK
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Cost: $15-$50

Where:
The Venue Shrine
112 E. 18th St.
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 949-1345
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Where:
Soundpony
409 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 582-7669
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Where:
Mercury Lounge
1747 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Cost: $5

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 921-3535
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Where:
East Village Bohemian Pizzeria
818 E 3rd St
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 895-6999
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Where:
Hunt Club
224 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 599-9200
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Protecting your children from predators that seek to exploit their vulnerabilities takes action and constant attention. The Demand Project’s Beyond Awareness summit partnering with...

Cost: See website

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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2 Complimentary Showings of FREE Movie WAR ROOM for Tulsa Area Students and Leaders to Further the Dream of Good Community

Cost: FREE

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 SOUTH LEWIS AVE
TULSA, OK  74171
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Where:
Hodges Bend
823 E 3rd St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 398-4470
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Where:
The Colony
2809 S Harvard Ave
Tulsa, OK
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Telephone: (918) 794-4208
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
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Tulsa Lead Exchange is a business networking group of professionals. We meet each week on Tuesday at noon to exchange business leads and help each other build our business contacts and sales....

Cost: $40.00

Where:
Marley's
6104 E. 71st St.
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Telephone: 918-794-4000
Contact Name: Wes Phillips

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017 at 7:00 p.m. Oklahoma Center for Humanities Lecture “Beethoven’s World: Society and Culture in a Changing Europe” Panel Discussion featuring Historian...

Cost: Free

Where:
University of Tulsa Tyrell Hall
2930 East 6th Street, Tulsa, Oklahoma 74104-9700
Tulsa, OK  74104
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Sponsor: Chamber Music Tulsa
Telephone: 918-587-3802
Contact Name: J.J Cody
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Cost: $10

Where:
Reynolds Center
3208 E 8th St
Tulsa, OK
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Where:
Yeti
417 N Main St
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 936-4994
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Where:
Oklahoma Jazz Hall of Fame
5 S Boston Ave
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 928-5299
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Where:
Hard Rock Hotel and Casino - Riffs
777 W Cherokee Street
Catoosa, OK  74105
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Where:
Gypsy Coffee House
303 Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
Tulsa
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Telephone: (918) 295-2181
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
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Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

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In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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You've seen it on TV now come play the Loony version at the Loony Bin Comedy Club.  Couples compete for prizes by answering questions about each other.  Our headliner Jersey will help...

Cost: $8

Where:
The Loony Bin Comedy Club
6808 S. Memorial Dr
Tulsa, OK  74133
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Sponsor: Loony Bin Comedy Club
Telephone: 918-392-5653
Contact Name: Bill
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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

More information

another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Kaleidoscope is a view into the work of the students who attend The Tulsa Girls Art School. Students attend the program for ten years, developing their visual art skills to a professional...

Cost: free and open to the public

Where:
McKeon Center for Creativity
910 S. Boston Ave.
TCC Metro Campus
Tulsa, OK  74119
View map »


Sponsor: McKeon Center for Creativity
Telephone: 918-595-7339
Contact Name: Cindy Barton
Website »

More information

To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

More information

another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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BARBER Summer Music, op.31 SPOHR Nonet, op.31 Rossitza Goza, violin Kari Caldwell, cello Marc Facci, double bass Lyndon Meyer, piano In January, bask in the warmth of Samuel Barber's...

Cost: Various Ticket Prices

Where:
FlyLoft
117 North Boston Ave
Suite 201
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Symphony
Telephone: 918-584-3645
Contact Name: Amy Roark
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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
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Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
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Take a tour with a Garden staff member to see what’s providing color, texture and form in the Garden. Cure your cabin fever and recharge with nature for unique views that only winter has to...

Cost: FREE for Garden members; $8 for ages 13+; $4 for ages 3–12; 2 and under are free

Where:
Tulsa Botanic Garden
3900 Tulsa Botanic Drive
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Tulsa Botanic Garden
Telephone: 918-289-0330
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Join DVIS for Rooftop Rendezvous! The event will feature brunch menu items from some of your favorite dining hot spots, along with a mimosa bar provided by Mix Co, Bloody Mary bar provided by Inner...

Cost: 75

Where:
Sky Loft at First Place Tower
15 E. 5th Street
Tulsa, OK  74136
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Sponsor: Benefits Domestic Violence Intervention Services (DVIS)
Telephone: 918-508-2709
Contact Name: Joan Anderson
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To celebrate the completion of its inaugural class, the Tulsa Artist Fellowship will be exhibiting, Syncretic, at 108|Contemporary. Comprised of 12 visual artists, this class...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew Brady St
Tulsa, OK  74103
View map »


Sponsor: 108|Contemporary
Contact Name: Krystle Brewer

More information

In celebration of Tulsa Artist Fellowship’s first full year of existence, the George Kaiser Family Foundation is teaming up with 108 | Contemporary to host the first curated art exhibition of...

Cost: Free

Where:
108|Contemporary
108 E Mathew B. Brady St.
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Tulsa Artist Fellowship
Website »

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In 1917, the Mistletoe Girl Scout Troop in Muskogee, Oklahoma, baked cookies  and sold them in the high school cafeteria as a service project. Making the first known sale of cookies by Girl...

Cost: FREE

Where:
Three Rivers Museum
220 Elgin Street
Muskogee, OK
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Get ready for the 100th Anniversary of the VERY first Girl Scout cookie sold! That's right! The first Girl Scout cookie every sold was in Muskogee, OK and we are going to be hosting a big...

Where:
, OK  74136


Sponsor: Benefits Girl Scouts of Eastern Oklahoma
Telephone: 1-800-707-9914
Contact Name: Susan Kenny
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This year is the 27th year for Toyland Ball! We will take a "Journey to Oz - There's No Place Like Home!" Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
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ALL KIDS 13 & UNDER – IT’S FREE! All children age 13 and under, accompanied by an adult, will be allowed in to all 2016-17 ORU Athletics ticketed sports for free. This is strictly a...

Cost: $22, $17, $12

Where:
Mabee Center
7777 S Lewis Ave
Tulsa, OK  74171
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Trivia Night

Cost: $300 for a Table for 10

Where:
Bishop Kelley High School
3905 S. Hudson Avenue
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: Benefits Bishop Kelley High School
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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child Center’s annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing,...

Cost: $300 Individual tickets

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-599-7999
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
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Toyland Ball, held every January, is The Parent Child CenterÕs annual signature fundraising event. This black tie gala with a whimsical theme offers an elegant evening of dinner and dancing, with...

Cost: $300 per person

Where:
Cox Business Center
100 Civic Center
Tulsa, OK  74114
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Sponsor: Benefits The Parent Child Center
Telephone: 918-699-0501
Contact Name: Melody Hughes
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another art walk, another fantastic Oklahoma artist to celebrate.  this month we'll be featuring David Holland and his exhibit 'CLOUDOLOGY'! Weather affects and surrounds each...

Cost: free

Where:
MAINLINE ART BAR
111 n main street
tulsa, OK  74103
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Sponsor: mainline art bar
Telephone: 918-704-3330
Contact Name: katy eagleston

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Make Comedy Great Again! Tulsa’s longest-running improvisational comedy program in the state of Oklahoma, Laughing Matter, will be performing Saturday, January 21 at the PH Community...

Cost: $8.00

Where:
PH Community House
306 South Phoenix
Tulsa, OK  74127
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Sponsor: Laughing Matter Improv
Contact Name: Jerry Henderson
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HULLABALOO REVUE - the inimitable MUST SEE event you've heard about RETURNS in 2017 with TWO ASTOUNDING, SPECIAL JANUARY SHOWS. Come and see what all the hullabloo is about! 8 PM on Friday,...

Cost: $10.00

Where:
Comedy Parlor
328 E 1st St
Tulsa, OK  74120
View map »


Sponsor: Hullabaloo Theatricals
Telephone: 918-640-7170
Contact Name: Deric Davis
Website »

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Tulsa's favorite multiple-distance race is back! Last year, the 5K, 10K, and 50K races all sold out - so you'll want to register early and claim your spot at the starting line. Distance...

Cost: $35 - $70

Where:
River West Festival Park
2100 S Jackson Ave
Tulsa, OK  74107
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Sponsor: Fleet Feet Sports Tulsa | Broken Arrow
Telephone: 918-492-3338
Contact Name: Tim Dreiling
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